Rainy Day = Lazy Day
THEME BY SARAHCATHS+
friend: I DARE YOU

me: challenge accepted

me: *signals for waiter*

me: could you recommend me a drink?

cute-ass-waiter: Oh, I don't know, what do you like?

me: Come on, if you were here, what would you have?

cute-ass-waiter: ummm *i didnt really hhear what he said*

me: Than I'll have one of those

cute-ass-waiter: *starts to leave*

me: Oh, and can I have a phone number to go with that?

me: *hands phone*

everyone: ...

everyone: ... *stunned silence*

everyone: ...

cute-ass-waiter: *smiles* *enters digits* There, and I'll have yours? *calls self*

me: good

cute-ass-waiter: *leaves*

friend: smoooooooooooooothhhhhhhh

me: still ends up being more attracted to cousin's girlfriend

The Avengers. It’s what we call ourselves, sort of like a team. “Earth’s Mightiest Heroes” type thing.

4insley:

The older I get the more this resonates with me

Don’t do that. Don’t skip stages in your life. You’re 19, kiss a few boys and wear your heart on your sleeve. There will come a time when you’re 39 and stuck in a suit, wondering why the hell you were so eager to grow up in the first place.

- note to self  (via safeslut)

loudest-subtext-in-television:

asknerdymind:

loudest-subtext-in-television:

joolaweed:

jim’s error was thinking that sherlock was a top instead of a bottom

no but really I genuinely believe this

The moment of realization:

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YOUR TAGS THO

"#oh fuck his daddy just spoke for him #guess who’s getting a bomb vest later"

jowilsons:

 Meredith Grey Alphabet

awwww-cute:

21 Golden Retriever puppies from two litters

awwww-cute:

21 Golden Retriever puppies from two litters