friend: I DARE YOU
me: challenge accepted
me: *signals for waiter*
me: could you recommend me a drink?
cute-ass-waiter: Oh, I don't know, what do you like?
me: Come on, if you were here, what would you have?
cute-ass-waiter: ummm *i didnt really hhear what he said*
me: Than I'll have one of those
cute-ass-waiter: *starts to leave*
me: Oh, and can I have a phone number to go with that?
me: *hands phone*
everyone: ... *stunned silence*
cute-ass-waiter: *smiles* *enters digits* There, and I'll have yours? *calls self*
me: still ends up being more attracted to cousin's girlfriend